Ring of Honor Inductions

Congrats to Troy, Michael and Emmitt for their induction into Dallas' Ring of Honor. No one deserves it more than these three.

Rambo is a pussy

in 2006, Black gets released on the xbox and ps2. check out this video.

at the top of the 'stupidest fucking ideas in the world' list

i support these guys every month, but this takes the cake.

http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/provider/providerarticle.asp?Feed=AP&Date=20050908&ID=5094810

this'll piss off a lot of people

A BILL TO BE ENTITLED

AN ACT

relating to the possession of alcoholic beverages on the premises of certain
sexually oriented businesses; providing a penalty.

BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS:                        

SECTION 1.  Subchapter D, Chapter 101, Alcoholic Beverage Code, is amended by adding
Section 101.76 to read as follows:

Sec. 101.76.  POSSESSION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES PROHIBITED ON PREMISES OF CERTAIN
SEXUALLY ORIENTED BUSINESSES.  (a)  In this section:

(1)  "Massage establishment" has the meaning assigned by Section 455.001,
Occupations Code.

(2)  "Nude" means a person who is:                                     

(A)  entirely unclothed;  or                                          

(B)  clothed in a manner that leaves uncovered or visible through less than
fully opaque clothing any portion of the breasts below the top of the areola
of the breasts, if the person is female, or any portion of the genitals or buttocks.

(3)  "Open container" means a bottle, can, or other receptacle that contains
any amount of alcoholic beverage and that is open, that has been opened,
that has a broken seal, or the contents of which are partially removed.

(4)  "Sexually oriented commercial activity" means a massage establishment,
nude studio, modeling studio, love parlor, or other similar commercial enterprise
the primary business of which is the offering of a service that is intended to
provide sexual stimulation or sexual gratification to the customer.

(b)  A person commits an offense if the person knowingly possesses an open
container of an alcoholic beverage on the premises of:

(1)  a sexually oriented commercial activity; or                       

(2)  a business that permits, requests, or requires a person to work in the nude.

(c)  An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor.            

SECTION 2. This Act takes effect September 1, 2005.

the state has also passed amendments or laws regarding the use of cell phones in moving vehicles. no more chatting on the phones themselves. ya gotta use an earbud or wireless headset. minors under the age of 18 are not allowed to use cell phones in cars while driving, period. and for you bikers, you now have the right to ride up the middle of the lane between cars in areas of congestion under the speed limit of 20 MPH.

Inside DOOM

Traditionally, movies made from video games really suck. Case in point, look at anything that Uwe Boll does. point made. but by the looks of this, it's going to be an amazing film. not only will we get all of the baddies, but you watch the movie in first person view, just like playing the game. this point alone will keep my wife from watching. we don't want her throwing up her popcorn all over the theater, but i'm giddy as a cacodemon. check it out.