bad motorskooter

it's friday and work has finally slowed down after two and a half months of hell, so i'm killing some time on ebay dreaming of better times and larger checkbooks and looking at some of the custom choppers and OCC can kiss my ass (not on zis side and not on zis side, but right in zee meedle...). there are some custom built choppers out there that make cycle haters gasp in awe. it doesn't help that my girlfriend is a junkie too, but we pass links to each other to see who can come up with the most outrageous custom build. i may have found it. Check out this ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR, custom built Boss Hoss chopper. it makes my nether regions tingle. it also makes me wanna quit this shithole and become a grease monkey, but maybe i'd better master starting my own bike first . . .