QotD

What would it take to blow up another planet in our immediate galaxy?

We know we have an abundance of nukular warheads, weapons of mass destrukshon, neutron bombs and a fuck ton of black cats, so can we pack all those into one nice, neat little package and go blow up jupiter? the reason i ask is because aliens from jupiter are about to attack earth and i think we should get the jump on them. something similar to the history eraser button, but just use it one someone else. i'm not kidding. i've never been so serious in my life. i had a dream last night that aliens were attacking earth and we needed to blow up their planet to save ourselves. now, in the dream, it wasn't specifically jupiter, but i just figured since it was such an ugly planet, we could just do away with that one. bringing up the above stated question of how are we to do this? and more importantly, how can we get all my ex-girlfriends on that planet before we hit the button? honestly, i have no idea how to do this. i'm such a peace loving, caring individual, that the thought of violence disturbs me.

this also raises another question that would need to be answered and one i find almost more important than destroying a race, nay, a planet and that is this: what happens to the rest of the system once that planet is removed? does it collapse in on itself? do the outer planets turn into one big connect four game and slide into place where the missing planet previously held that position? do we all cave in and tumble towards the sun? is destruction of our solar system imminent? if so, do you think Heidi Klume is busy tomorrow night? cause my threesome with princess amadala wouldn't be a threesome without Heidi.

I think i've raised some good and very valid questions here that i think science and maybe, Mr. Spock should address. but this needs to be done very quickly. cause i just don't know when those aliens will be attacking.