at blazing fast speeds of 28.8 Kbps . . .

i log on for the first time since the death of my bachelorhood. i hate moving. let me repeat that. I FUCKING HATE MOVING. overall, it really wasn't any worse or any better than any of my other moves, but moving just blows. especially when you are moving two people into one place. and as usual, none of the utilities are on when they claim they say they'll be. i notified all utilities almost two weeks prior to my move that we needed service moved on soandsodate and sure enough, here i am on a dial up modem, cause SBC is run by a bunch of fucking monkeys. and to add insult to injury, every time i call them to find out the status of my service, i get a brand new monkey with a brand new story. yesterday, it was "sorry, we realized we made a mistake and we're double timing it to get you up and running" where today, it's "we never had the service cut off on the date you requested and it's going to take an additional 10 days to get your service running". but we won't charge you for the dial-up you have to use since we fucked up. gee, thanks. and don't get me going with those ass wipes down at the apartment office. after bitching four days straight about five things they promised to have done four days ago, i had to send my wife down to get them to do something. big tits holds weight with a bunch of mexicans who are holding the to-do sheet.

but otherwise, everything is wonderful. i can't believe i'm married, and happily. i seriously doubted that day would ever come, but we're in our new place and it's gorgeous. i have a wife who's an amazing interior designer and the whole place has an eastern/asian them to it and i love it. very calming, very simple and very elegant.

we're off to Cali tomorrow morning for our honeymoon to hit San Fran, the wine country and San Jose. that'll be a week and then back to the grind. this week has gone by so fast.

stodgy, welcome back to the world. at least the civilized portion of it. thanks for making america the amazing place it is and being someone we are all proud of knowing. please swing by the big D soon and i've got the first round of shots.