how far is ridiculous?

i have, as i'm sure that thousands of others, watched with awe as hurricane my ex-girlfriend pounds on Louisiana and Mississtoomanyesses and turns bourbon street into bourbon canal. it amazes me that mother nature can create something so incredible and so deadly with water. something we seem to have very little of at this time of the year. i sit here drinking my water that's been dredged thru the bottoms of texas lakes and they drown in it. and might i say, this water is delicious if you were a big fan of mud pies when you were a kid. but what amazes me even more are those idiots in the 'news' industry who are on location reporting the devastation with live footage. this morbid need that humans have to see destruction and see it as it happens is equally awe inspiring as mother nature herself. as i stand in the break room getting my cup of mud, i see live footage on the tv of reporters in the eye of the storm as it rains buildings and cars and cows down on top of them. Fox News, the channel it happened to be on, had the obligatorily perky and happy blonde with big tits relaying information from her cohost who was in the middle of the storm.

tits: ok george, am i to understand that it's raining glass?
georgetheidiot: uh, yes tits, it's literally raining glass down on us in steady and unrelenting sheet after sheet.
tits: wow, that is just fascinating george, is there anything else that we should be made aware of?
georgethemoron: why don't you get yer pretty ass out here yourself bitch and tell me if raining glass isn't enough.
tits: ok, that was just georgewillnevergetachancetosleepwithme reporting live from new orleans in the eye of hurricane lbgs-ex.

of course, this is FOX who also brought us 'Fast Animals Slow Children', so we can't expect better quality than this. but who am i to complain.

this is pretty cool though.