various ramblings

truth in advertising, is it really necessary?
This short movie popped up a few months ago and even though it was directed at a specific industry, i found it really amusing. This morning, i saw a Viagra commercial that was something i didn't really need to see at 6:15 in the morning. What genius decided that it would be good to have middle-aged and older men skipping and jumping thru the streets while playing "We are the Champions"? And ironically, sung by an outwardly gay man.

so that's how it is in that family...
as an addendum to my clin-ton post the other day, the man himself is giving interviews to 60 minutes and has released his book and it's selling like hotcakes. you know what, infidelity isn't that exciting. give me Catherine Zeta Jones cheating with say, Brooke Burke and now we've got a book i'll buy, but really, who gives a fuck? you hated him when he was doing it while in the white house, what's really changed? he's still a cheating bastard. and even more disturbing is showing the clin-ton (anyone getting this subtle reference?) family in news footage constantly walking hand in hand like the "close knit" family they really are. seeing as how Chelsea is looking these days, maybe Bill's keeping it in the family now . . . or maybe they're just trading protein chains (ok, do you get the reference now?)

i joke because i love
it never seems to amaze me that i still piss people off by what i say. it happens, but anyone who even barely knows me, knows that i just like to have fun which is why it bothers me that posts about how my blog sucks upsets me. not so much because it's probably the truth, but that someone has to stoop low enough to act like a child because they got their feelings hurt over something i said. there's an ongoing joke between me and all my friends who are married or have serious relationships that it's necessary for their better halves to dislike me because i represent all that is opposite them. i send porn, i encourage games and push drinking. i represent that single life that everyone thinks is the better life. but it's all jokes people, and i hate that it has to come to this, but i'm not a challenge to you and if i were being serious about my comments, you'd know it. so get over it and quit taking me so seriously. i don't.

thpppppttttt!!!!!!!

night of the living SUCK!
watched the omega man last night. as you can see it got one star. and that was a struggle. you know, he was great as Moses, but c'mon man, this was a blatant rip off of night of the living dead and had lots of similarities to the eiger sanction, both of which were phenomenal movies, but this was just outright crap. i can see why the NRA made this guy their national spokesperson. i can't begin to discuss how much this film blew. and according to my ratings system, cheesy horror movies rank a 3 stars, because even at their worst, they are still pretty good, but yeah, . . . suck. serious suck.